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pseudoprofessional.com

Let's not take ourselves too seriously.

Fear.
She sat in silence for a while, not making eye contact, but not deliberately trying...
“Josh gained +1 to vegetables”, or “Why I’m going meatless for 60 days.”
Pescetarian, really. That’s more accurate. Seafood, nuts, dairy, eggs, fruits, veggies, etc… are on the...
Why Tom is avoiding rocket launchers now.
(3:17:50 PM) ldjosh: had a dream that we were secret agents who fought giant sharks....
#dailywisdom recap
As we have just passed the 25% mark for the year, I thought it might...
Please, no more “No Gas Days.”
*sigh* Can I point something out here? There’s a lot of stupid people on the internet. Can everyone...

Really Short Stories

7 reasons NOT to be in a video game

There comes a time in every nerds life that they imagine how awesome it would be to live out the lives of their favorite digital heroes. After a while, I thought it over and decided it's probably not...

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7 video game side jobs that suck

You're killing bad guys, you're adventuring in the wild, you're on the hunt for an ancient relic, or you're saving your world from and impending doom... But first you have to break flow to earn a little...

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